Falco is sporting his tennis hat to mark Wimbledon fortnight. He asked me to point out the several reasons why Wimbledon is the superior of all the Grand Slam tennis tournaments:
1) It's English. As an English Shepherd, Falco understands that everything English is superior.
2) It's played on grass. Grass is an excellent surface on which to pee. It's also great for rolling in and just lying on.