The Truth Is . . .

When they let us, that is. Sometimes I think they'd prefer if we just slept on the floor.

Puck Gets His First Agility Certificate!

                      "I can do this agility stuff too, Falco!"

Somebody turn off that alarm . . .

. . . and why do I have to get up every day?

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Countdown to the Shutdown - 89 days
          112 Days to Default

Hey, rather than focus on lunacy, let’s celebrate something this country has done right. Our National Parks are a remarkable resource and worth every penny of tax that goes to maintaining them. So go visit one while the government’s still open. And for those of you who believe they’d be better managed by State governments or private enterprise, do a little reading and you’ll realize the Federal government stepped in because States and private enterprise were in the process of turning this continent into a moonscape before conservationists (hey, that word’s from the same root as conservative!) persuaded the Feds to intervene. If you get the chance, do something nice for a Park Ranger, too. They don’t get paid a lot and have recently taken abuse from the likes of Congressmen Neugebauer and Issa. Let me add, there’s a very good novel available on Amazon with a Forest Ranger as a central character. It’s called The Killer Trees. (Shameless of me, I know.) Or if you prefer another news item about the lunatic fringe, check the link below...

Fox's Hannity Fabricates News courtesy Salon.com

Countdown to the next Shutdown - 90 days
    113 Days to Default

Well, time to sit back, breathe easy and wait for the next crisis. It’s during these less stressful times of Congressional inaction and finger-pointing that we can take a few moments to laugh at lunacy that doesn’t imminently threaten hundreds of thousands of jobs or the world economy. Like Karl Rove writing in the Wall Street Journal that the President deliberately tricked House Redumblicans into shutting down the government as part of some Machiavellian scheme to make them look bad. But if you think Karl lives in a fantasy world (don’t forget he was certain Ohio was going for Romney after all the networks had called it for Obama), check out Mick Mulvaney claiming he opposed the compromise legislation because it included funding for the Lord’s Resistance Army. Yes, Mick, you nailed it; the U.S. is sponsoring Joseph Kony’s child soldiers. Oh, wait, that provision was to support U.S. troops assisting in the effort to hunt down Kony. Well, we can’t expect a Congressman to read AND understand legislation, can we? Links below...

Karl Rove's Lunacy via USA Today

Mulvaney Accuses US of Funding LRA courtesy Huffington Post

Day 17:  Hostages Released, No Arrests Made

Okay, it’s official. Our government has “kicked the can down the road” to the tune of about three months. Oh, the next debt default is scheduled for about three weeks after that. And they’ve promised to negotiate a real budget deal before December 13. Why am I not confident? Could it be because the orchestrators of this latest debacle all voted against the compromise? Maybe I have my doubts because Paul Ryan, who heads the House Budget Committee and is supposed to play a leading role on the negotiating committee, also voted against the bill. Notice that even Boehner said he was supporting the bill because he didn’t want to use the “tactic” of debt-default. That’s why they’ve scheduled an extra week between the next shutdown and default, I guess. So get ready to repeat all this in mid-January, maybe with a few blizzards thrown in for good measure. Of course, the President and several Senators have promised they won’t let this happen again. “Trust us.” Sure. Everybody will be reasonable from now on. “Honest!” As Richard Paladin (see all those links to my books off to your right) says, “...when someone feels the need to say ‘honest’ to convince you of their sincerity, they’re usually thinking of screwing you royally.” Oh, and to see an example of this new bipartisan spirit of compromise in action, see link below...

Texas Lt. Gov. calls for impeachment courtesy swampland.time.com

Day 16:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

Apparently there is much excitement today that some Senators are close to a deal to reopen the government and temporarily raise the debt ceiling. Wait, isn’t that how I began yesterday’s post? Oh, right, then came, “Hang on!  The House Republicans want to come up with something. Let’s give them a chance to work out a new proposal.” And what they produced was another meeting of House Republicans where they all pointed fingers at each other and agreed they can’t agree on anything. There are reports that Ted Cruz met late Monday with 20 of the most nihilistic House members and no doubt helped them hatch this latest idiocy. The truth is, these people want a default. In their fantasy, stated explicitly the other day by Sarah Palin on her Facebook page, “Defaulting on our national debt is an impeachable offense, and any attempt by President Obama to unilaterally raise the debt limit without Congress is also an impeachable offense.” So, see, by doing nothing, Sarah believes Congress will create a dilemma whereby the President can be impeached irrespective of his choice of action. (If any House Republicans happen to be reading this, I apologize for the use of large, complex words.) Of course, this is lunacy, because the President won’t default on the debt, the U.S. Government will default, courtesy a bunch of morons in Congress. I will admit, though, that such logic is only true in this universe; I’m not sure how these things work in the parallel dimension occupied by Palin, Cruz, and their delusional anarchist chums. But it’s worth noting that on Planet Palin, putting hundreds of thousands of people out of work and risking a worldwide recession are justifiable in the game of “gotcha” with the President. Anyway, today’s link should give you an idea what to expect from them next...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/zombie-apocalypse/

Day 15:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

Apparently there is much excitement today that some Senators are close to a deal to reopen the government and temporarily raise the debt ceiling. Most of the discussion seems to be over the issue of just how many days or weeks they can “kick the can down the road.” Since the original suggestion a few days ago to slide the next crisis into the midst of the holiday period generated much understandable criticism, our brilliant legislators are now talking about a reprieve until...wait for it...mid January 2014. This, they claim, will give them a “breathing space” to negotiate a real budget. As if the last two years plus wasn’t enough time to accomplish something, anything. Of course, any Senate plan may be DOA in the House if the lunatic fringe prevent Boner from allowing a vote. But, let’s face it, it’s kinda cute to see our Congresspersons pretending to do something. Sorta like watching children act like “grown-ups.” Anyway, rather than post a link to one of the numerous “much ado about nothing” write-ups in the press, I’ve decided to direct readers to something educational and, in its own way, relevant.

Nine Mind-Bending Facts About Black Holes from Weather.com

Day 14:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

In yesterday’s post, I wondered just who those 1 in 10 are who think Congress is doing a good job.  Well, a couple-thousand of them showed up on the Mall yesterday for something they called a “Million Vet March on the Memorials.”  Unsurprising that their math skills are wanting.  Ted Cruz was there, as was Sarah Palin.  And some clown from a wacko group called “Freedom Watch” called on the President to “put the Quran down” and “come out with his hands up.”  More proof that many of these Tea Partiers are delusional and potentially violent.  What they see when they look at the world is...well, I’m betting it looks a lot like the old pulp magazine cover above.  Nice to see a U.S. Senator there pandering to them as well.  And, yes, if the government ever reopens, then some dedicated federal employees will be able to clean up the mess they left at the World War II Memorial, the Lincoln Memorial, and in front of the White House.

Wackos on the Mall courtesy CNN

Day 13:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

Amazing that this lunacy has continued for so long.  At least the House Republicans have finally stopped the “piecemeal” approach to reopening the government.  Now they’re just doing nothing.  I liked the “piecemeal” approach because it sounded so much like, “We’re releasing one of the hostages as a show of good faith to convince the authorities that we’ll let the rest go if they give us what we’re demanding.”  Too bad this isn’t simply a hostage stand-off with criminals surrounded in a bank. Then we could just give the loonies in Congress an airplane to flee the country and be rid of them.  Oh, and speaking of Congress, with something like only 11 percent of the population saying they think Congress is doing a good job, you have to wonder:  who are these people who think Congress is doing a good job?  Below is a link to a satire on The Onion that actually hits the mark.

Explanation of who supports Congress from The Onion

Day 12:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

News reports say the House Republicans basically held a “pep rally” today vowing to “stick together” and “hold strong” against any plan that does not cave in to their demands.  So much for negotiation.  But it’s Saturday, so let’s take a break from following the idiocy.  Here’s a link to a Huffington Post article about John Stewart’s interview with Malala Yousafzai, someone who has actually demonstrated real courage.  Stewart says he wants to adopt her.  Can we get her to take over as Speaker of the House instead?

Stewart interview with Malala courtesy Huffington Post

Day 11:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

News outlets are reporting a slight glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel.  Seems the GOP is responding to polls suggesting they are now less popular than broccoli by lowering their demands to a “fig leaf” so they “have something to show their constituents for the shutdown.”  So they’ve threatened the livelihoods of hundreds of thousands of us so they can get a “fig leaf?”  Well, here’s a reminder; Adam and Eve covered themselves with fig leaves because they were ashamed.  So, harkening back to the beginning of this mess and the loutish Mr. Neugebauer, Republicans, you should be ashamed.

Glimmer of light courtesy CBS News

Day 10: Federal Employees Held Hostage

Well, folks, it looks like the grand plan now is to push the debt-limit off for a few weeks so there’s no pressure to reopen the federal government.  So what else is new; our representatives have been throwing the federal workforce under the bus for years now.  Nice, too, that the plan is to postpone the next debt crisis until the day before Thanksgiving.  What better way to celebrate our day of thanks than by potentially defaulting on the national debt?  But at least the stock market seems pleased by this development.  Anyway, the House Speaker says he just wants to have a “conversation.”  Given the drivel that this would likely produce, I’ve decided to mark the occasion by posting another of my lame poems, “Conversation Piece.”  Go to the sidebar and take a look.

The new debt-limit plan courtesy CNN

Day 9:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

Just when you think things can’t get worse, they do.  Apparently, start-up breweries waiting for permits from the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau are in limbo due to the shutdown, according to the Associated Press.  This also affects applications for new products and labels from existing craft brewers.  Way to stifle innovation, guys.  But I doubt if members of Congress care.  They all probably just drink lite beer anyway.

No New Suds courtesy ABC News

Day 8:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

The lunacy continues.  Rand Paul says it’s “irresponsible” for the President to talk about the government defaulting on the debt.  Whatever.  For me, the bigger questions are:  Do Kentucky voters support him because he looks like Stan Laurel?  And could somebody give the man a comb?

Rand Paul video courtesy Huffington Post

Day 7:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

I'd vote for a dog trainer over these incompetents.

Robert Randles, furloughed electrician

Ft. Bragg, Fayetteville NC (courtesy L.A. Times)

I realize Mr. Randles was simply trying to express his contempt for Congresspersons, but he may have struck upon a great idea.  I’m married to a dog trainer, and I can tell you that they are sharp people who understand behavior and how to change it.  Of course, dogs may be easier to train than members of Congress--they’re certainly a lot smarter and more pleasant to be around--but I have seen my wife work a few miracles with some fairly dangerous curs.  So maybe the answer is to send a few dog trainers into Congress to perform a bit of behavioral modification.  Perhaps they should start with the “quiet” command.  A little less yapping by these louts would be a positive development.

Read the entire article at the L.A. Times

Day 6:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

So, after several stressful days of posturing and finger-pointing, Congress has taken Sunday off.  Too bad so many of them spent the day on talk shows blaming each other for their collective incompetence.  But while Falco waits patiently for some interesting development, I’ve decided to post a truly odd poem that promises to bore to tears anyone who doesn’t like baseball.  Baseball fans will probably yawn, too.  But it’s over there to your right on the side-bar, if you’re interested.  And I, for one, think it’s rather appropriate for the times.

Day 5:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

It’s a big old goofy world.  John Prine

WTF?  So the only thing our legislative branches and the President can agree on is that us furloughed workers deserve to be paid for not working?  How does this make any sense?  Yes, the government has always done this after past shut-downs.  Note, that’s AFTER past shut-downs!  I understood freezing our pay for three years.  I didn’t like it, but I understood that it’s part of trying to get a handle on the deficit (not a significant step, but that’s a different issue).  But this now tells us it’s not about the money at all.  Maybe it’s really about making people hate federal workers more than they already do.  Prohibit us from working (yes, they tell us it’s against the law to work unless we’re declared “essential”) but promise to pay us anyway.  I guess the next rallying cry will be “take back that money you paid civil servants for not working!”  Given that any legislation that reopens the government, if we ever get such a resolution, will probably only be for a matter of weeks, this should make for more great political theater (comedy? farce?) as we approach the Christmas and New Years holidays.

Back Pay courtesy Huffington Post

John Prine's Big Old Goofy World on youtube

Day 4:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

I’m non-essential.  What do I do that’s so unimportant?  Well, among other things, I try to make government workers aware that they need to be careful about technology that can be used to spy on us.  If they ever bring me back, maybe I should talk to Mitch McConnell and explain what it means when you’re “all wired up.”

Mitch McConnell "All Wired Up" courtesy Huffington Post

Day 3:  Federal Employees Held Hostage

“It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.”    Mark Twain

So none of this is really new.  We’ve been governed by self-serving dolts for a long, long time, as the quotation from Mark Twain more than 100 years ago shows.  But when a congressional fathead like Neugebauer from Texas confronts a Park Ranger who, unlike him, isn’t getting paid right now, it’s just sad.

Congressman Bullies Park Ranger from NBC News

One Tired Puck!

"Dave's been writing hard all day...
        I'm worn out."

Puck Likes to Curl Up with a Good Book

He says this one's almost as good as the Richard Paladin series.

Falco's Third Title: Jumpers!

This was the third title Falco completed at the July Virginia Ruff Riders agility trial.

Falco's Second Agility Title: Snooker!

Move over Ronnie O'Sullivan, there's a new Rocket in town!

Falco's First Agility Title

Falco requests that, from now on, anyone wishing to speak with him use the title "Sir Falco".

Yeah, You Wish You Were a Dog...

...because if you were, you wouldn't be too uptight to jump in the water and cool off!

Oh, and when you're done admiring me, click on one of those icons to my right and buy a Paladin book. Then you'll be as cool as I am right now.

Update: More Savings on the Paladin Series Amazon

All three Paladin books in paperback are now just $8.99 for US Amazon customers.  Free shipping is still available for Amazon Prime customers.  So if you prefer reading real, paper books, this is a great time to get one or all three.  Use the links below to find the reduced price on Amazon.

Killer Protocols

Clean Coal Killers

The Killer Trees

You Haven't Read a Paladin Book?

Why not?

Paladin Series Sale at Amazon

Amazon has knocked down the price of the paperback editions of Killer Protocols and The Killer Trees by 1 dollar and has also knocked 50 cents off the price of Clean Coal Killers.  Free shipping is also available for Amazon Prime customers.  So if you prefer reading real, paper books, this is a great time to get one or all three at a very reasonable price.  Use the links below to find the reduced price on Amazon.

Killer Protocols

Clean Coal Killers

The Killer Trees

Who you callin' a "pet," chump?

Falco Rocks Again!

 Falco is ecstatic and wants you to know he rocked his latest agility trial with five qualifiying scores, four firsts and a second!

In diesem Monat habe ich mehr Besucher aus Deutschland als jedes andere Land! Herzlich Willkommen! Wussten Sie, können Sie meine Bücher bei Amazon.de kaufen?
Killer Protocols on Amazon.de
Clean Coal Killers on Amazon.de
The Killer Trees on Amazon.de

News From the Amazon Breakout Novel Contest

Well, The Killer Trees made it to the quarter-finals of this year's Amazon Breakout Novel Contest, but not through to the semis. Below is the Publishers Weekly Review, the "prize" for making it to the quarter-finals. For what it's worth, I felt inspired when I was writing this book. But read it and decide for yourself. The good news is that, since Amazon's publishing house won't be picking the book up, it will remain available at a very reasonable price!

ABNA Publishers Weekly Reviewer

The author’s protagonist is a tough, wise-cracking assassin for the Environmental Protection Agency who currently is using the name Richard Paladin (his real name is known to few). Paladin’s new assignment takes him to a remote Oregon town where someone seems to be eliminating employees of the Santomo Corporation’s logging division, which has a supposedly secret lease to log in a national forest. Paladin, undercover as federal forest ranger Clayton Stillbridge, heads to tiny Ogloskie, Oregon, as Ranger Ruby Dockerty’s assistant. Among the 10 inhabitants of Ogloskie, Paladin singles out for investigation Dewaldo Davis and John Alvarez, then adds Walker Treadman, a salesman, and Delbert Blue Feather, a squatter who claims to be an Oquala Indian chief. A backpacking trip in which Dewaldo leads Paladin on a lengthy trek to Blue Feather’s cabin tests Paladin’s survival skills as he meets a clever killer, a strangely mystical grizzly bear, and wild weather. The author’s cast of odd characters works well, and Paladin fits a familiar mold as a competent loner equally capable of out-fighting or outsmarting opponents. The manuscript is competent if not inspired.

Falco can fly!

Falco's Big Score -- Gamblers

Killer Protocols is a Page Turner

Page99Test is a site for feedback. Writers post page 99 of their book and readers then decide whether they would turn the page on the basis of that page alone. 77 percent rated Killer Protocols a "page turner." Check out the link below to see some of the feedback.

Page 99 Feedback for Killer Protocols

Falco, The Gambler!

Falco entered his first agility trial this last Sunday and won 1st place in Gamblers! Video to follow!

Do I look like Bill Murray?

 You know, the comedian. I get this all the time. Complete strangers come up to me and tell me I look like him. I don't see the resemblance. But do me a favor. If you see Bill Murray, ask him, "Do you know you look like David E. Manuel?"

A Few More Killer Trees

 Yes, this is a shameless plug for the third Paladin book!

Leash this!

Puck on a mission!

...to make you read a Paladin novel!

...and miles to go before I sleep.

Killer Protocols 10th Review on Amazon

Well, maybe it only seems like a milestone to me. But it's a five star review, anyway. Check it out. And thanks, diebus.

10th Review of Killer Protocols